Feature Requests for Next Gen Consoles

For the next generation of consoles (PS4 and Xbox 720), I wish for “family friendly” features such as:

  • Not having to spend 30 minutes updating your games and firmware if it hasn’t been turned on for 3-6 months.
  • Not having to recalibrate sensor bars if they haven’t been used for 3-6 months.
  • Not having to take out the batteries from the controller to avoid having them discharge if it’s not going to be used for 3-6 months.
  • Requiring all games that haven’t been played for 3-6 months to offer you a quick refresher course on controls and game mechanics.
  • Only requiring you to pay bullshit monthly fees for the months that you actually turn on your console.